We doubt 'The Donald' will ever endorse this get on the 'Trump Train button'. But deep inside, I suspect he loves it. After all, when everything is said and done we must admit that: "That Fat or Slim, Short or Tall Donald loves them All"! Bet the young future president was not a virgin as Kavanaugh was when he left the New York Military Academy. While Justice Kavanaugh, was tipping a few cold ones, the Donald was tipping a few hot ones. Now don't you just think that Trump instead of saying, "gimme a cold one for the road", may have said something like, "send a hot one up to my room"!
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Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Friday, October 5, 2018
Trump Jigsaw Puzzle: Donald Trumpy sat atop His Wallt and had a great Fall and......
Donald Trumpy set atop his wall
And Donald had a great fall
All the House Republican Congressmen
Could not put him back together again
But then came along a deplorable racist bigot
Who said, "don't worry I've got this!
Corny as hell I know, but then I' m sure you get the message.
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And Donald had a great fall
All the House Republican Congressmen
Could not put him back together again
But then came along a deplorable racist bigot
Who said, "don't worry I've got this!
Corny as hell I know, but then I' m sure you get the message.
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Trump Teddy Bear: Teach you Kids well, before the Indoctrination Mills of Public Education warps their Brain
It's never too early to start your kids down the "Right Path". In today's environment it's an absolute necessity to start them out on the 'right' foot. The progressives in the public school system are chomping at the bit to mold their little minds. To mold and reshape them into some kind mindless herd mentality freak. They are waiting for your little ones to walk through the doors of America's new indoctrination camps---our schools. So get them that little Trump Teddy Bear while the getting is still good. Wonder how long it will take the snowflakes to ban them as they have done with so much of this nation's heritage.
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Trump Pen: If the Republicans lose Congress in 2018, just like Obama Donald also has a Pen
Does anyone recall at times when Obama was President and the Republicans controlled Congress how he assured his fellow-travelers by telling them he had a phone and a pen. Remember his signing ceremonies at the White House with that little pen and scraggly signature, now compare that to Donald Trump who had a much bigger pen and that huuuge smooth flowing "John Hancock" type signature. It's almost like Barack was afraid to put pen to paper whereas The Donald took a page from the real John Hancock's book. A true patriot who signed The Declaration of Independence with a bold signature that dwarfed all others on that history document. Guess that is the big difference between Barack and Donald----one famously lead from behind while the other charged headlong into the heat of battle. One guess as to which one lead from behind. There is an old saying, "Cowards die many times before their deaths the valiant never taste of death but once". Poor Barack!
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Thursday, October 4, 2018
Cowboy Trump Golf Balls: Show off your Huuuge Set
Just imagine the last president Barack Obama coming out with a set of his own. Has anyone got a microscope?
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Trump MAGA Calendar for 2019: Another great year for The Donald
Remember when no one predicted the election of Donald Trump to the Presidency in 2016? Well mark the third year of "The Donald" sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office with this calendar.
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Trump Bath Towel Set: Dry off with Confidence
Step out of your bath and wrap yourself in the comfort and security that the man in the White House provides.
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Trump Briefs: Women Inflate his Ego by giving him this Huuuge Surprise
We know that every man considers himself something of a King Kong, that is except those liberal snowflakes. Give the love of you life a pair of these ego inflating briefs. Heck, you just may benefit from this gift, too!
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Trump 'Hollywood Star' Welcome Mat
Yea, Hollywood liberals desecrated Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame. Show what you think about this disgusting act by placing the Trump Mat for all your visitors to see.
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Trump Money Clip: Display your new found Wealth thanks to Trump Economy
Finally, a money clip you can carry with pride. Display this stunning Trump Money Clip with crisp new Hamilton's instead of those old worn out Washington's. All thanks to this booming economy due almost entirely to Donald J. Trump!
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Trump Wall Cap: Unsafe to wear in Mexico or San Francisco
Proudly show your support for Trump's stand on Illegals and the Great Wall of Trump. But please, whatever you do, don't wear this if visiting Mexico or that sh*thole city by the bay.
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Trump .45 Whiskey Flask: For use on Election Night or a Football Game
An absolute must for that macho Trump fan. A must for election nite 2020. Or just break out at any football game to see the look on your buddies faces.
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Owning a Trump Key Chain has both advantages and disadvantages
We strongly endorse the below Trump Key Chain for the astute Trump supporter. That being said, we recommend that when you visit Starbucks or the Google Campus in California never use their parking valet service. See more similar items at our BreakingHeadlines store.
Preserve Trump Memorabilia for Prosterity
SOMEDAY, AND I HOPE IT WILL BE AT A DISTANT TIME, PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BELONG TO THE AGES AND BECOME PART OF THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. LET'S HOPE THAT DONALD WILL BE GIVEN HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THAT HISTORY. HOWEVER, THERE ARE THOSE THAT IF PRESENTED WITH THE OPPORTUNITY, WILL ATTEMPT TO WRITE A REVISIONIST HISTORY OF THIS PERIOD. A BLEAK VERSION OF THE TRUMP'S DAYS AT THE HELM OF STATE. LET'S PRAY THAT THIS IS NOT THE CASE! BUT IF THAT TIME SHOULD COME LET US PRESERVE SOME OF THE TRUMP DAYS WITH A FEW ITEMS OF TRUMP MEMORABILIA THAT ARE NOW SO WIDELY AVAILABLE, BUT LIKE THE GENERAL LEE TOY CAR FROM THE 'DUKES OF HAZARD' BE BANNED AND VANISH FOREVER IN WHAT SOME MAY CALL A BRAVE NEW WORLD. SO GET YOUR PIECE OF HISTORY, BEFORE THEY ARE BANISHED FOREVER BY THOSE THAT THINK YOU ARE A DEPLORABLE IGNORANT KNUCKLE-DRAGGING NEANDERTHAL
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